Morpheus Brand Official Morpheus Glasses

Hey you! Sure, you may not be Keanu Reeves or even the one. But through imagination, who’s going to stop you from pretending? We’re not questioning it or listening to it. Can you handle the responsibility of the delusions needed to envision yourself as characters like Morpheus, Mr. Anderson, or Agent Smith? As you go about your day, ask yourself how long you’ve been doing this. Is reality what you make it? It seems more like someone else’s creation, telling us what it is. Either way, only with these shades, as long as you believe it (and it’s themed properly and you promise not to sue us for encouraging you). Don’t quote me on that though, I’ll deny it. Anyway, if you think you’re ready, You’ll face such tasks as; - How will you keep them on your face? - The answer is simple, but it’s part of the mystery. - Deciding when to role-play discreetly or if anyone will walk in on you. - Didn’t see the movie? Watch the first one at least. - We’ve been expecting you…. to purchase these glasses. - Glasses don’t grant any abilities not already possessed by the wearer. - If you break the glasses in the Matrix, you break them for real! -No refunds