Milk Toast "May Contain a Wild Raccoon" Kraft Gift Bag Oversized 16x6x12 Birthday Funny

Maison Marquee logic: subtle humor > loud novelty. Always. (Reads like a warning label. Performs like comedy.) Some bags promise elegance. This one promises plausible danger. Printed with the perfectly deadpan phrase “May contain a wild raccoon,” this oversized kraft gift bag is for people who appreciate humor that lands softly… then lives rent-free in the recipient’s head. It’s funny without trying. Minimal without being boring. And just unhinged enough to make opening the gift part of the experience. Ideal for: •Housewarming gifts (especially chaotic households) •Adult birthdays & inside jokes •Wrapping luxury items when irony is the point •Anyone who knows raccoons are never truly ruled out DETAILS •Material: Heavyweight natural kraft paper •Colorway: Warm brown with black typography •Text: “May contain a wild raccoon” (printed) •Handles: Ribbon handles •Structure: Wide gusset, stands well, generous interior MEASUREMENTS •Height: 12 inches •Width: 16 inches •Depth (gusset): 6 inches •(Roomy enough for gifts, boxes, or… hypotheticals.) 📌IMPORTANT •Bag only; contents not included •New, unused condition •Ships flat and well protected •No raccoons were harmed in the making of this listing