Hairstyle (lol)

This is a men's wig with a messy hairstyle.
If you don't like it, please cut it up with the included scissors.

Cut your hair, you barbarian traitor.
Well, this is pretty bad too, but recently bearded barbarians and black livestock have been swarming around my house, so I feel threatened.
Don't build mosques in Japan.
Muslim idiots are the kind of people who refuse cremation even within Japan, so I'm thinking of cutting them up and burying them in the mountain behind my house.
Halal pork!