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Vintage Vinegar Valentine Hag Woman Penny Dreadful Sarcasm Insult Poem Ephemera
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Vintage Vinegar Valentine Hag Penny Dreadful Sarcasm Insult Poem Ephemera Features: - Caricature of a Hag woman getting out of bed - Poem: YOU'RE SO DARN UGLY EVERY MORN, I BET YOUR MIRROR SHRIEKS! YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A SLOPPY BED THAT AIN'T BEEN MADE FOR WEEKS! - Made in U.S.A. - Approximate Dimensions: 7.75 x 10.75 inches - Stored and shipped in protective plastic sleeve with carboard envelope. Condition: - Vintage: This is a vintage item that shows use and wear commensurate with age. See photographs for detailed condition. ***Item comes from a smoke free, pet free environment. Payment must be received within 24 hours***
Daily Cleaning: Use a soft brush or damp cloth to gently wipe away dirt. Avoid harsh chemicals. For mesh areas, use diluted mild detergent and a soft brush.
Drying: Air dry in a cool, shaded place after cleaning. Avoid direct sunlight or high heat, which can cause fading and glue deterioration.
Storage: Stuff with paper to maintain shape when not in use. Store in a dry, ventilated area to prevent mold. Rotate between multiple pairs to extend lifespan.
Usage Notes: Designed for basketball. Not recommended for hiking, long-distance running, or other specialized sports where different performance features are required.