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Vintage 90s Kalan Set of 4 Funny Novelty Adult Humor Keychains

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Vintage Kalan novelty acrylic keychain collection — set of 4 different humorous sayings from the 1990s/Y2K era. Includes all four: • Don’t Be Afraid to Express Your True Feelings During Sex • Cucumbers Are Better Than Men Because… • Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me • The 3 Worst Things About Being an Egg Clear acrylic construction with colorful printed inserts and metal key rings. Vintage Kalan pieces with original humorous/risqué sayings. Great for collectors of 90s nostalgia, vintage novelty items, gag gifts, retro advertising/ephemera, or Kalan collectibles. Pre-owned vintage condition. Please examine photos carefully for condition, including any scratches, discoloration, or wear. Four Kaplan acrylic keychains with bold colored panels. Each features playful, cheeky printed sayings. Durable inserts with clear acrylic frames. Great for gifting or personal flair.

Daily Cleaning: Use a soft brush or damp cloth to gently wipe away dirt. Avoid harsh chemicals. For mesh areas, use diluted mild detergent and a soft brush.

Drying: Air dry in a cool, shaded place after cleaning. Avoid direct sunlight or high heat, which can cause fading and glue deterioration.

Storage: Stuff with paper to maintain shape when not in use. Store in a dry, ventilated area to prevent mold. Rotate between multiple pairs to extend lifespan.

Usage Notes: Designed for basketball. Not recommended for hiking, long-distance running, or other specialized sports where different performance features are required.

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Alles zoals beschreven en functioneert prima.